Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Multi-Tasking, and Other New-Age Nonsense


People who like to polish their own asses with the new "Multi-tasker" moniker need to all go to hell. How have they made it through life thus far? Now that there's a trendy name for some simple concept everyone wants to be in on the party. Making names for shit that already existed to make it look like more than it is...

People who are shopping for cars and look at a Dodge because it has a 'Hemi' in it like it says in all the commercials. Come now, are we serious? Does no one think anymore? What the fuck is a hemi? You don't know, I don't know, they don'tknow, it doesn't matter even if you do know. They're advertising a truck that contains an engine. How luxurious!

This is just like the Chris Rock bit about men who say things like, "I take care of my kids!", and expect somebody to step from behind the camera and hand them a gold statue. You can't ask for credit for doing things that you are supposed to do. You undermine the integrity of the whole society when you do because when enough people start to do it, it becomes the norm, then it becomes acceptable to be do things that essentially take everyone back to days of clubbing women upside the head and dragging the by their hair back to the cave. You might as well not even have a frontal lobe if you're going to ignore it.