Things I Hate...Followed in some cases by my advice to the perpetrators

(in no particular order)

I'm angry

Ugly people serving my food...highly unappetizing*

People who think they are too good to drink or smoke

Pop music...it sucks

People who engage other people in conversations when they know neither has anything to say to the other*

Hollywood because all they do is give out awards*

Fat chicks in short and/or tight clothing...be realistic

Couples not involving myself

Adults who watch American Idol

The fact that people like keanu reeves and antonio banderas get overpaid to suck at what they do

People who describe their occupation as "hustla"*

People who ride New York like it's the center of the universe...shut the fuck up*

People who think wearing expensive crap clothing makes them cool...open the window and jump

Philly homeless people that try to give the unrequested parallel parking assist..fuck off

Dudes that are taller than me
Downloadable ringtones

Brian Billick's coaching*

Dudes that are shorter than me that act tough...good luck with that

Girls with no standards who bang cornball dudes for no good reason messing up the whole system for the girls who still have some integrity left.
My bizarro hairline

Whoever's job it is to keep looking for more places to hide cheese on pizzas

These are just some of my thoughts on things that piss me off, and is not intended to offend anyone, except where noted with an asterisk. More to come...