Saturday, March 31, 2007

Untitled Rant about Modern Sex-Society and Advice to Future Women

There comes a time in every boys life where he realizes that he can't use sex as a justification for everything. Boys have a habit of seeing everything through the jaded lens of explanation called, "I'm getting pussy." If they are, then they feel like no matter what they are doing with themselves, it must be right, otherwise they wouldn't be fucking. The problem with that is that nowadays, girls who are supposed to be the sexual selectors of the bunch have really started slacking on that front for various reasons. They have gotten so accustomed to outlandish, pointless, reckless male behavior that they have come to accept it as par for the course when it comes to boys. It's always been like this in a way, except before, there were limits to the extremity of male behavior. Now in the cellphone, internet, MTV Kanye look-alike-contest age, the fire has started to burn out of control.
But girls like out of control. 'Girls just want to have fun', is arguably the worst and most disturbingly right song in the history of garbage 80's music (which is a long history). Everybody wants to have fun, but when you start to grow up you see the practicality of tempering that with a sense of reality. People just generally seem allergic to reality these days, but that's a whole different tangent.
It should not be acceptable for a girl who wants to get married and have a family to take a grown-boy as her partner-to-be. We all know who the grown boys are, they're still living in that second childhood if they ever got out of the first one. When you hear a girl talking about how there's no good guys, it's because she invariably had a man-child somewhere in her past.
But what she doesn't realize is that perhaps it's her very selectivity that is leading her to these poor prospects. Pick better, don't blame them. If you demand it, you will get it.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Whatever happened to fresh air?



Everyone loves to feel like they're on the inside. Even when they have never even opened their shades to see what's lies outside their window.

A while ago I overheard a cell-phone conversation of a guy who was a few years below me in high school. He was most upset at the friend of his on the other end of the line. The subject of his ire was this. "Who let that dude into Play-on Playa Facebook group!?"

Yes, you did read that correctly. Why? Why must my precious, albeit frequently squandered time be burdened with such nonsensical verbal junk-mail? Simply because I go outside?

Is this what people are afraid to open a window and see. It should be, but it's not. I know this because I see the people behind this engaged in myriad other examples of childish prattle at all hours of the day for equally unreasonable reasons. These are the same people that want to claim 'Cool' by reinforcing their sense of in-group with their cro-magnon cohort that hypes up each other's absurd notions.

This kind of shit can't be going on outside my window all the time. There are still people who think, yet for some reason it has become cool not to. Beyond that, it has even become cool to chide the thinkers for their work. I suppose it always has been like this to an extent. But that doesn't make it a good idea.

I'm not saying I think I'm better than all of these people, but I'm trying my hardest to weather this putrid, storming confederacy of duncehood*, and I could use some help cause it's a mighty strong stench. Everyone please remember to open your windows now and again, there might be fresh air outside.